my couch eats clothes

ive been downloading a lot of awesome music lately but thats not the point.i just ate some horrid microwave burritos which i keep downing because on the inside they taste lovely.ok not really but the shortbread cookies n ice cream tasted yummy like a rodeo and watching the food network for some reason enhances the food that i eat..to be honest this is way too early to blog cuz im a nocturnal cave monster and i should follow the code of blogging right before the sun comes up..ok wow that was pointless..do you know i airdrum like theres no tomorrow..i swear ive got two no.2 pencils sitting parallel next to each other in front of my computer..and i do it everyday..but no its so believeable when i do it to the music its a doozy!..ok um..so now ive just told the world which is probably made up of one and half people caring to read this..one of the nerdiest things anybody could do..moving onn..so yea i can see this really shows im bored off my chair and its okay cuz typing is therapeutic..the funniest thing i heard today that made me laugh my pants off was when i was watching top chef and one of the judges [who..by the way...is so super fine]..said this about one of the chef's dishes..'he could've fried anything..he could've fried my toe and made it taste like heaven'..ahhaa i was like wow where did that come from..? okay so maybe i made that last part up my memory is as sharp as a velcro strap..this has got to be the most pointless and insignificant pieces of words put together ever in the history of writing stuff down..which i will be writing more of in the future because my mind works pointlessly..i think ive just used the word pointless about a thousand times in this thing..wat is wrong with me..my academic skills have dropped to an all-time low..oh by the way giraffes are the tallest aliens in the world..yea i just made that one up..goodnight ewoks.